To do it or not to do it, under these circumstances, that is one of the first questions lovers are confronted with during twosome weekend or holiday sailing. A so-called pocket-cruiser doesn’t have much space to offer, and often the cabin is especially constricted. If their answer is not to do it – well, it’s a free world. But if sailing doesn’t take away all romantic inclination and dreams about erotic delights, the next question popping up is: How on earth? The liberating answer is: Exactly – in every impossible way! Actually this is a great opportunity to refresh your tepid relationship. In a big and roomy boat (I imagine), the amorous life might go on as usual – dull or frisky, what do I know. The children – or occasional the guests – have of course their own cabin, and when it’s time to go to bed, soft “conjugal beds” are capable of coping with every possible exercises. But most often these possibilities are not fully appreciated. My bet is: The bigger the boat – the lazier the lovers, it's my hypothesis of social-economic-emotional sailing. Try a smaller boat instead. After a holiday or two, your old, secret-silly dreams of partner part exchange, might already have faded away, replaced by new, wet dreams of real sailing adventures. At last you have learnt how to do the impossible – in every impossible way!
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